Arizona Man Shoots Own Penis With Gun Stuffed Into His Pants

Arizona Man Shoots Own Penis With Gun Stuffed Into His Pants:  Police are urging holster use after a Chandler, Ariz. man shot himself in the penis while trying to secure his girlfriend’s pink handgun in the front waistband of his pants.  Wow, I can’t imagine a more powerful pairing of both “gun control and birth control.”

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Facebook’s Crypto Boss Appears Before House Committee:  Facebook’s cryptocurrency boss David Marcus faced some tough questioning from lawmakers like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, during a second day of testimony before the US House Financial Services Committee.  Come on, a Facebook currency?  Say what you want, but I’m not sure I’m quite ready to switch to an economy where your entire “net worth” is based upon how many “Facebook friends” you have or how many “likes” you get on a post. 

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Curiosity Rover Photograph of Lakebed on Mars:  This is what NASA is calling a “lakebed” on Mars.  Now I’m not exactly one of those folks who’s heavily into water sports – but come on, this is ridiculous.

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