Consumer Advisory

These poems really
might not be about you

but that is not guaranteed
:
Read further at your own risk.


There are no typographical

or grammatical errors

in this manuscript.


Every line is exactly

as it was supposed to be

but I never re-read
anything I write

so, please, take this advisory

with a
suitably large helping of salt.*

*Small Print Disclaimer:
Some of these poems
were actually written by other people
who made the mistake of sending them to me
since I am a notorious thief.

I didn’t keep track of which poems were stolen
so if you see something here that you think you wrote,
I will gladly footnote the poem to that effect
in the next edition.

PS:
This is actually the last edition so,
if I did steal something from you,
you are shit out of luck.
Don’t bother trying to sue me
because I’m probably already dead
(or I will be by the time you get around to reading this.)

 PPS:
This is also the First Edition.
It might actually be worth something someday.
Please do not bend, fold, spindle or mutilate.

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