Doctor’s Orders
Doctor Fauci said, if you love Trump, shaved your armpits, have stretch marks, wear a tablecloth for a belt, and have pom-poms, you are right where you need to be.
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Ron Powell
06/23/2020 @ 6:37 am
If you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education and your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, and you paid a scalper for your free tickets to the Trump rally, but you’re still waiting in line to get in, you’re right where you need to be.
Mrs Raptor
06/23/2020 @ 9:02 am
So very many ugly people in one place…
The thing that is hilarious to me is the “more than a million people” and yet there are only a couple thousand that weren’t paid to be there. All those fake tickets requested are going to have people’s gerbils getting mail from Republicans for YEARS due to the fact they NEVER clear out their lists.
Bitey
06/23/2020 @ 9:34 am
“People’s gerbils…”. Hilarious!‘
Art W. Stone
06/23/2020 @ 10:17 am
Surrounded by valedictorians.
Bitey
06/23/2020 @ 10:30 am
I imagine the announcement was something like;
Check under your seat to see if you won a free coupon for cheese. The first woman on the left says, I like cheese. Her son next to her says, ma girlfriend Velveeta runned off. The woman with her arms raised says, check, FUCK YEAH! The next young man says, Secret Service wouldn’t let me bring ma marbles inside. The last woman says, I went on an all butter and frosting diet to get a chance to meet Trump. Make ‘Merica Cake Again!
jpHart
06/23/2020 @ 6:12 pm
Bitney & pieces!
craters,
confetti cupcakes
moon rocks
gators
February’s
children
no socks
incessant
tic-toc
that giant
doomsday
clock
MIC
(click)
slick
+
sick
How very
many???