From the Fly on the Wall Department

In his latest post on the matter of the Trump/Giuliani luncheon, Johnny Robish intimates:

“Word on the street has it that Trump feasted on burgers and Diet Cokes and Giuliani just ate crow.  Call me cynical, but this sure feels an awful lot like a “let’s get our stories straight luncheon!”  “

Trump Meets Giuliani for Lunch In Show of Support

In my post on the matter of Giuliani being investigated, I mention that Trump is about to throw him under the bus since he can’t deny knowing who Rudy is:

https://bindlesnitch.com/rudy-who-oh-that-rudy/

I imagine the conversation at lunch might have gone something like this:

Trump: So Rudy, who are those guys you brought to my house for dinner?

Rudy: The guys who were supposed to help us with the Biden/ Ukraine thing….

Trump: I don’t know them and I don’t know what you’re talking about…

Rudy: You know the Ukraine investigation of Biden’s son and corruption and all of that.

Trump: I never asked or told you to do any of that. You took it upon yourself to go around looking to get foreign governments to dig up dirt on Biden and publish it…

Rudy: You specifically told the president of Ukraine that you wanted him to do you a favor.

Trump: Maybe I did, but no quid pro quo…I didn’t ask for any money at all.

Rudy: No it was the military aid in exchange for an anouncement that they were investigating Biden’s corrupt dealings in Ukraine through his son or some such..

My guys were supposed to help with getting the story straight…

Trump: The only story we need to get straight is how you did that on your own with no direction or input from me…

I’m not going to throw you under the bus, but you must understand that you have to fall on your sword if I am to have any chance of getting away from this…

Rudy: Sword falling is a fairly expensive proposition. It will cost you a bundle for me to take the heat for something you told me to do…

Trump: No problem…You do this pro bono, free of charge, and I’ll give you a presidential pardon that is suitable for framing…

Rudy: How can I be sure of that?

Trump: You’ll just have to trust me…

Rudy: That’s what I’m afraid of…

Trump: How’s your crow? My burgers are the best in Virginia, maybe even the best in the country…

Rudy: You honestly believe you have the best burgers in America?

Trump: No, not America….Ukraine…

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