Louisiana Woman Claims Meth Found in Her Groin Area Not Hers

Louisiana Woman Claims Meth Found in Her Groin Area Not Hers:  Police say that shortly after her arrest, a Louisiana woman tried to convince them that she had no idea where the meth found in her groin area came from.

Now come on, before you laugh – it’s possible she’s on the up-and-up.  I’ll tell ya one thing, if I had a nickel for every time the cops found meth in one of my body parts – I sure as hell wouldn’t be out here on Hollywood Blvd selling bogus maps to the star’s homes like I am today.  

Besides, maybe she was just renting it out to someone – you know, like one of those self-storage lockers you see over there on Olympic Blvd in West LA.  That said, police say further investigation also turned up four gold watches, two new iPads along with cyber fugitive Edward Snowden.

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