Man Accused of Licking Deodorants in Missouri Walmart

A Missouri man has been arrested and charged with making a terrorist threat, after posting a video to social media from a local Walmart in which he proclaimed “Who’s scared of the coronavirus? and “Don’t touch your mouth” before he proceeded to lick a row of deodorants on the store shelf.

Hell, why would this guy be afraid of the coronavirus?  I mean, let’s be honest.  Once you’ve swallowed as many Tide Pods as this guy has, what harm’s a little coronavirus gonna do?

And, I suppose it’s a damn good thing he’s not afraid of the coronavirus, because word has it those County jails in Missouri – are now including it in their welcome baskets.

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