Mormon Church Warns No Green Tea, Vaping or Drinks Ending in ccino:

Mormon Church Warns No Green Tea, Vaping or Drinks Ending in ‘ccino:’  The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints wants to remind members that things such as vaping, green tea and fancy coffee drinks like those ending in ‘ccino,” are off limits under the religion’s dietary code.

It’s always interesting when religious conservative folk take a stand on the important issues of the day.  On the other had, I’ve always felt coffee was good for you, and religion – well, not so much.  

I mean, just think about it.  If these folks can actually ban something as harmless as cappuccinos, can “Al Pacino movies” be far behind?  Wonder what their stand on “mixed fabrics” is?  That’s yet another big biblical issue.

But, come on!  Who could be against drinking green tea?  I mean, it sounds like these guys are just making all this stuff up as they go along.  Alright, so they’re abstaining from coffee and green tea, but my guess is – if the church elders told them to drink some grape Kool Aid, they’d be downing that stuff by the gallon.

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