Study Finds Half of World’s Beaches Will Disappear by 2100
A new study determined that climate change will result in half of the world’s beaches disappearing by the year 2100 due to sea-level rise and erosion from storms. Oh damn, there goes my 2100 vacation plans.
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Polar Bears Not Descended From Brown Bears: After analyzing DNA samples from the two species, scientists have concluded that polar bears are not directly related to brown bears. Well, I guess that pretty much explains the chilly reception brown bears get – every time they come up to visit the polar bears over the holidays.
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Study Claims People Feel Worse After Visiting Facebook: A new study says that one in three people feel worse after visiting a “friend’s” Facebook profile. To be honest, I don’t feel any worse after I visit Facebook – I just feel a little more stupid.
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10/03/2020 @ 5:33 pm
Like mayonnaise on coarse coleslaw! Delicious as a kiwi eucharist! Newman’s 1,000 Island Dressing on bib lettuce LO;}
Now if point-o’-issue pollsters would please S.T.O.P.
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For sure, kindergartners will only be in their mid-eighties on that New Year’s Eve you speak of…Jackpot humor dude!!!!!!!
03/30/2021 @ 4:54 pm
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03/30/2021 @ 8:31 pm
Hi JP! I received your e-mail, however, I was told a long time ago not to post on this website any longer. If you want to contact me, you can at simply johnny@johnnyrobish.com
Cheers,
Johnny
03/31/2021 @ 5:50 am
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03/31/2021 @ 8:14 pm
Wow I am tubbin’ Don McLean such a fine poet to hear. There was one odd disruptor with a Sarah Palin subliminal twangY…what to leave in O how the hard right can pout!
Sent from my iPod and that’s news to me. Ever notice how cyber-ness-I-ty (word) ha made the globe a small town? Even idioms such as Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang can put together multifarious ramifications. No kidding I’d rather re-read Thomas Pynchon than Ayn Rand. An era of harps, valleys, and crawling tallies—protracted climate every mountain weirdness can be altered. Stop the hate never too late. And no, the flat screen is not filming your pupils. Your ‘elsewhere’ gratis exemplary blog https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com/ frequently makes my day x day. VGF. Any convenient time you funny dude you. Right now (cold to the hands temperance) I’ve some ‘IF only’ re-code-morse that I dinnit take to heart my mentor’s advice (countless thousands whom embrace anonymity) to control dangling gerunds. Accordion to Purdue licentiousness—now that I finally have some ‘walking around $’ I’m choosing between Harry’s Razor and pony feed or that new-fangled horseshoe toothbrush alternative. However bards like you set me free. Whoa! Running late…sonofagun…! Gonna have big fun…toes in the sand back at ‘cha Johnny!
04/02/2021 @ 12:19 pm
Johnny,
I just checked on something. Bindlesnitch was run by two guys, a fairly normal guy from OS called Alan Milner (formerly also called Sagemerlin) and a right wing nutcase called Robert Pannier. Pannier left. He’d caused problems for other members. I contacted Alan when I read this and he says he does not remember communicating with you. There is no reason you shouldn’t be posting here.
04/02/2021 @ 3:19 pm
Hi Kosh! Thanks to you and JP for being kind enough to comment, but Alan was the one who told me not to post anymore. He said I was posting way too much and that it made the site look like it only had one writer. He also asked me “why would you even want to post here?” The bottom line is, this was just one of many places to post. By the way, Medium actually pays decent money to post there. They have rules, but its worth it as they pay well. As for this site, I’m long done with it. If anyone still wishes to correspond, please do it at my e-mail address johnny@johnnyrobish.com. Take care and all the best.