Trump Says He Has Evidence Coronavirus Came From A Chinese Lab 

President Trump said Thursday that he has read some evidence which proves the coronavirus pandemic was spread from a virology laboratory in Wuhan, China, but claimed he is unable to reveal what that evidence is.

Well, that changes everything!  Donald Trump‘s read about “evidence” of something he can’t reveal.  What else you need to know?  Now, pardon my skepticism, but unless this “evidence” was printed somewhere on a McDonald’s wrapper, I seriously doubt he’d take the time to read it.

But gee, seems like only a month ago – Trump was telling us what a great job China was doing.  Funny how quickly Trump’s position can change when folks like Alex Jones or Sean Hannity come up with a new conspiracy to spin.  

Speaking of “evidence,” I have some “evidence” too.  I have evidence Donald Trump is actually a cyborg who was manufactured inside an experimental Russian lab – but sadly, I can’t reveal that either, because my taxes are still being audited.  

Anyway, no need for you folks to worry your little heads over all this.  I’m sure Rudy Giuliani will eventually get to the bottom of it all.  In the meantime, guess we better stick with Trump’s story.  After all, if you can’t trust the Commander-in-Chief of the Space Force, who can you trust?

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