Like Speech Freedom? Wanna Stop Nazi Marches? Foolproof Strategy

SO…YOU ARE DEDICATED TO FREE SPEECH AND YET YOU WANT A FOOL-PROOF STRATEGY FOR STOPPING KLAN & NAZI MARCHES…

I’VE GOT YOUR BACK. HERE’S YOUR STRATEGY:

SUPPORT THE MARCH AND GET A DONATION PROGRAM GOING IN ADVANCE, DONATIONS FROM INDIVIDUALS AND BUSINESSES…LOCAL BUSINESSES.

FOR EVERY FIFTY FEET THEY MARCH DONORS GIVE $____ TO THE NAACP OR THE ACLU OR TO THE PROGRESSIVE ORG OF YOUR CHOICE AND THEN…

…SHOW UP W SIGNS THANKING THE KLAN — NAZI … MBRS FOR ADDING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO GOOD HUMAN RIGHTS ORGANISATIONS.

NOW…WHEN ENOUGH OF THEM SEE THE SIGNS (KEEP THE WORDS MONO–SYLLABIC) THEY WILL BEGIN TO DISBAND, AND NEVER RETURN.

I PROMISE.

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