Clintovid-16

As of today, March 29, 2020, the global total of Covid-19 cases is 691,867 and the total deaths 32,988.  In the United States we have 130,156 Hillary Clinton emails, and 2,298 private servers.  That number of private servers is now climbing precipitously day by day. 

Dr Anthony Benghazi, the Director of National Servers, and Infections Emails, when asked about when we will begin to see light at the end of the tunnel, has answered that, at this point, we are still seeing a precipitous rise in cases of Hillary Clinton’s emails, and when we start to see those level off, and begin to turn down, then we can start thinking about not looking for Hillary Clinton’s private server.   

Conversely, on the economic scene, the indices measuring Hillary Clinton’s emails have dropped over 30% from record levels in January.  This has led to a collapse of economic activity, due to a national population which is essentially staying inside to look for Hillary Clinton’s private server.  Gross Domestic HRC-Emails are certain to have dropped to a sufficient level to indicate a private server recession, the duration of which can’t be known at this time.  

The Trump administration, in an effort to Make America Great At…(failing to adequately respond to a crisis) has suggested a loosely coordinated, at best, suggestion of spacing between Americans and their previous quality of life.  Take heart, Americans, President Trump had the foresight to create Space Force and Space Command for this totally unnecessary purpose.  Now, when you go to buy an appliance, or a DVD at Best Buy, you will find tape on the sidewalk outside which will show you where to stand to maintain your Space Force.  If we maintain this discipline, and if we don’t run out of tape, we will surely find Hillary Clinton’s emails, and possibly even the private server…which we know is at Burisma, and being guarded by Hunter Biden.