Pussycat, Pussycat, where have you been?

Pussycat, Pussycat, where have you been?

I’ve been to London to visit the Queen.

Pussycat, Pussycat, what did you do there?

I heard of the travel ban, and got the hell out of there.

Pussycat, Pussycat, what is this ban?

A favorite reflex by a fat orange man.

Pussycat, Pussycat, who is this man?

I think he’s called Donald and he grabs me whenever he can.

Pussycat, Pussycat, is that a sin?

It certainly was when Obama was in.

Pussycat, Pussycat, do you have a plan?

I’m buying some Lysol, cat litter, and gin.

Pussycat, Pussycat, do you wash your paws?

The fur, the pads, and even the claws.

Pussycat, Pussycat, are you feeling well?

So far, so good, but 2020 looks like Hell.