Renounce Cannibalism

I’m thinking about trying to get my neighbors to renounce cannibalism.  Yes, that is accurate.  I am thinking about…the effort to get them to renounce cannibalism.  To be fair, cannibalism is pretty gross.  I don’t think people should eat other people, and I think the vast majority of people agree.  And, also, to be fair, I don’t think my neighbors are cannibals, but, that is beside the point.  I don’t think it would cost them anything to actually renounce cannibalism, and to my knowledge, they never have renounced cannibalism.  

When you think about renouncing cannibalism, I can’t believe they have not renounced it already.  I’d start with the guy just to the South of me.  Neighbor, do you renounce cannibalism?  The only way he can renounce it is to say, I renounce cannibalism.  Again, I am a little shocked that he has not explicitly done so already, but things will be greatly improved once he does.  I assume he will.  Why wouldn’t he, right?  And, once he does…

Once…he does…

Once he does we will have one more dude ON RECORD saying that he is not a cannibal.  So…there’s that.  

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