The Art of the Dunce
How can you tell that Donald Trump is an idiot? It’s simple. He volunteers that information consistently. Donald Trump has a book titled, “The Art of the Deal”. That book was ghost written.
Trump has begun to whisper, “I’m an idiot”.
Listen to him. Are you not convinced? Ok. What is, “The Art of the Deal”, about? Is it about making “deals”? No. It is basically about manipulating the end process of deal-making to get a better deal on your end. Trump has cleared his throat and is plainly speaking that he is an idiot. His book about deal making is not about deal making. He has demonstrated that his ‘genius’ in making deals requires that someone else know the way to make deals, and to enter the negotiation at the end and simply walk away. He does not require, nor does he desire the knowledge of the dispute in its details. He just needs to have authority to sign off on the details, and then refuse to do so, getting his opponents to offer more.
Trump has one move. That move is to be rigid. He has said so. In any deal where Trump is involved, Trump’s opposition must believe that Trump has some authority. Without that, Trump has no capacity to use facts, reasoning, or the lay of the land to make acceptable conditions for those across the table. How do we know what? He has told us so. At this point, Trump is banging his little balled fists on the table screaming his lack of sophistication. “I’m an idiot, I’m an idiot”, he keeps screaming. “I don’t need to know how the details. My lawyers handle that. All I need to do is leave once an agreement is reached. How do you know that? I told you. I wrote a book about it.” (Not really, of course. It was written for him. That’s part of the point).
If you care to listen, Trump always tells us that he is an idiot, while he is telling us of his genius. While he was President, Donald Trump said that the debt ceiling was “sacred”. In and of itself, that’s an idiotic statement for an American President, and for a variety of reasons. But, let’s isolate the most important one. The lack of flexibility of that position is deadly. Rigidity on both sides can only have two possible outcomes. The first possibility is lack of agreement on a solution. The second is war. Trump requires those around him to know what they are doing because his role requires that he does not know. He has to be reliably intransigent. Again, how do we know that? We know that because he told us. He wrote a book about it. (Well, not really…).
A couple of weeks ago, during our most recent debt ceiling negotiation, Trump advised, “if {the GOP} doesn’t get massive concessions, you’ll have to do a default”. This conflicts with his earlier position of the paying the debts as being “sacred”, notwithstanding the idiotic phrasing. This contradiction is a national broadcast on all available channels that Trump doesn’t have a clue of what he is talking about. It is on blast from coast to coast, to all American territories, and to all ships at sea. “I’m an idiot”, he keeps saying. He said that unless you give massive concessions, he will burn the deal down. He has said so before. He has done so before. He has never had another play.
And finally, what happens when you give an idiot all of the details required to take action? What does the idiot decide and then put into action? The answer to that is nothing. An idiot lacks the ability to take a good plan and implement it. The recent example of that is the secret document that Trump purloined from the White House regarding the war plan against Iran. (All of this is from speculation in the media). Trump had the information within the document about what that war would require. All Trump had to say was, ‘do this’, as it were. Remember “The Art of the Deal”? That ‘art’ is predicated on not doing anything. That ‘art’ is about stopping the action. A war like the one he sought against Iran could not be started by stopping. The war against Iran did not ensue, and thank goodness for that. A very intelligent General determined that Trump could not do…with the necessary information. Trump cannot decide. Trump cannot make…as it were. Trump can only destroy.
So, as an idiot would, Trump stole the document with hopes of shaming the General about why a war did not ensue with Iran. It’s hard to see what the idiot Trump hoped to gain from this idiotic move, because the value of it only exists within the mind of an idiot. He may, God willing, finally be in legal jeopardy that will not release from him. Conceptually similar to the Peter Principle of rising to the level of his incompetence, Trump has failed and artfully dealt his way down to the level of his criminal culpability. He sought shame for a General, and by doing nothing but stealing a classified document, he has earned a historic idiocy that will rival Nero.
Remember when he said that in order to de-classify a document, all he had to do was think about it? That is either wrong, or he merely failed to do so, and rendered criminality unto himself. His plan, such that it was, actually required that the document remain classified as a secret. His revenge against the General required that secrecy. So, this is self-immolation. By not hatching, or half-hatching his plan, and doing nothing toward his desired goal, he accomplished nothing but criminal culpability.
Conversely, President Biden desired, sought, and achieved a debt ceiling deal. He knew what he was doing, and he facilitated deal-making. That deal was signed and the economy was protected. There is not much said about how this process works. It is a kind of horse treading, or sausage making, and it lacks the pizzaz of Trump’s “Art of the Deal”. Trump will likely be the first American President to be convicted of espionage. He is speaking to the ages now. He is saying, “I am an idiot.”
06/04/2023 @ 10:04 am
This was an excellent explanation of how this man “thinks” and “negotiates”.
That he has been given credit for doing either during his sham of a life, points to the gullibility of the masses.
I hope his end days will be lived in an orange suit and buzz-cut.
06/05/2023 @ 12:17 am
I’ve been in a family business for years and I’ve known for years that I would never hire Trump. My father taught me years ago that if a deal is not good for all participants then it is not a good deal. He never said why, but I could figure that out for myself. Anyone who is in a deal they consider bad will do what they can to undermine it. If you want a deal to be stable, it needs support from all angles.
This becomes more important if you’re in a business with repeat customers. You might take someone once but don’t expect to go back to the table. It’s like the salesman who can sell ice to Eskimos. If they’re really good they can do it once. Screw someone and going back becomes very difficult. Trump screwed people regularly, particularly small, vulnerable businesses.
That’s not the art of the deal, it’s the art of exploitation. And it isn’t stable.
06/05/2023 @ 11:31 am
I guess you REALLY don’t like The Donald. I’m with you on that. Of course.
06/05/2023 @ 11:47 am
It’s true that I dislike Trump, but that’s not why I call him an idiot. If in some odd reality I did like him, I’d say something like, I sure love that goofy bastard. My feeling for him exists separate from his utter stupidity. Trump is a special case which, I think causes some to mistake his inability to reason with a devilish insouciance, or worse yet, power. It can be confusing to decipher which aspect controls the monkeys in his mental circus. And while conduct is closely related, I think Trump has particularly dumb monkeys. My measure for that is how he does so many unnecessary things to compound his troubles. This idea to shame General Milley by committing espionage is idiocy that transcends bad behavior impulses. The man is a dope.
06/06/2023 @ 4:50 pm
You call fool all of the people some of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time. Trump’s problem is that he wants everyone to believe him. He is deeply pathetic. He was deeply pathetic when I used to run into him in the clubs in the early seventies before I left NY for Boston. One of the nice things about Boston was that you didn’t ever run into Donald Trump.
06/05/2023 @ 11:38 pm
The man does not understand that his accountability exists, just like he doesn’t understand that his responsibility exists. This is a concept he can’t grasp. He’s ridiculously, insanely spoiled. Is this blind spot stupidity? It accounts for nearly everything he does wrong, including those things that look stupid.
06/06/2023 @ 5:50 am
I think that is the case, but I think it is his stupidity that is out in front of his inability to be a man of the people. He lacks a bit of sophistication. He’s not Jay Gatsby. He’s more Lennie from “Of Mice and Men.” This recent situation regarding the documents for a proposed war against Iran is just too serious to chalk up to a tantrum.
06/06/2023 @ 1:29 pm
Your post just about sums it up and nails it:
https://photos.app.goo.gl/U1mHFqPKaCGvwUZr9
06/06/2023 @ 1:33 pm
Your post just about sums it up and nails it:
06/07/2023 @ 7:24 am
Thing is, we value intelligence, because we are intelligent. Stupidity to us is an anathema, and calling someone stupid is one of our strongest insults. It doesn’t register that our intelligence is regarded by half the nation as weakness, something negative, ‘woke’, ‘elite’. We wonder how anyone could be so dumb as to support someone so dumb. We poke fun at stupid, laugh, feel better, and wiser, yet it’s no different than how Magats mock us as latte-sipping gay groomer electric car drivers. Neither perspective is the whole truth.
For several years I lived in a community of fellow high school drop outs, welfare receivers, and an assortment of petty criminals. There are different kinds of intelligence. Not ours, with big vocabularies, critical reasoning skill, long life reading lists, mornings spent poring over the NYTimes. These people knew how and where to get stuff, saw opportunities I was blind to, had a quick response time, figured out a hundred ways to take advantage of the system, how to wriggle out of a bad situation. Trump has this intelligence–street smarts, criminal smarts, con artist smarts, whatever kind of smart you want to call it.
Regarding his smarts, just look at what that man has done to us, with full intention. He’s made us angry, afraid, and generally upset every day since he descended that escalator. In Jan 2020, we heaved a giant collective sigh of relief when he boarded the plane back to Mar-a-Lago. Lol. Who was being dumb? Us! He wasted little time returning to poke our minds with his very sharp stick. I don’t know about you all, but there’s not a day that passes without thinking of him with adrenaline and outrage. Look at us here even, creating thoughts with our intelligence and big vocabularies, about….a dummy? A dummy who understands power, understands how to use it. I feely admit, he’s surely outsmarted me.
06/07/2023 @ 8:50 am
You make an excellent point, and I don’t dispute it. I’d just like to move some of the Legos around to change the picture slightly.
I think Trump has the appearance of being street smart because he has the benefit of people thinking that he is smart based upon what they perceive to be his wealth. I also think he lacks a conscience. I am loathe to credit him with cunning merely because it never occurs to him to be decent.
And as for, “intelligence is regarded by half the nation as weakness…”, I would draw a distinction between perspective and fact. Intelligence is not weakness, as a matter of fact. The fact that anyone would think otherwise, and I know that they exist, is their problem, and not a complementary opposite perspective. Whether or not Donald Trump is an idiot can be addressed as a political question, but that is not how I offer it. I offer it as an objective mater of fact. Yes, he can open a club and have people pay money to associate with him, and I can’t, but I do not see that as a measure of his intelligence. I see that as a measure of the club member’s psychological instability or weakness.
I beat the drum for Donald Trump’s idiocy because the belief in his competence is viral. It is like the “Emperor’s New Clothes”. There isn’t anything special about it. It just doesn’t exist. He is given the benefit of doubt that others would not get.
Stepping on a crack won’t break your mother’s back. Throwing salt over your shoulder doesn’t ward off evil. A broom sweeping across your feet will not leave you single for the rest of your life. And, wealthy people are not smarter than the rest of us. Some of them are stupid to the bone. Donald Trump just happens to be one of them.
06/07/2023 @ 10:56 am
Bitey, the irony that I am, yet again, engaging and thinking about this horrible awful terrible and incredible person!
I would add that his appeal doesn’t seem about money for us, as it is for those he has razzle-dazzled. If our radical left Marxist fake NYTimes and WaPo reporting is correct, his wealth is an inflated illusion, another aspect of his costume. His residences, gilded in Versailles style trim and white upholstery, make many citizens ooo and ahhh. To me, they are nightmare spaces. Still, it takes a certain bold creativity to construct the illusion. That hairdo…would you in a million years ever be able to come up with that for yourself?
If it was only a matter of stupidity, we’d not have had the last seven years. No other insane dolt in the history of our country has been able to make it to the level of the presidency. His smarts are in his ability to recognize opportunity, and never rule out any possibility. Bomb Iran to stay in office? Cool. Nuke a hurricane? Let’s try that! Rake forest floors in California? Let’s use immigrants! Sell NFTs of himself dressed as bulked up gladiators, bikers, cowboys, and rock stars for a hundred bucks apiece? Why not? Maybe they’ll buy it…AND, they did!
Now that he’s been caught, it appears he may be unable to slither unscathed by using his acquired legal smarts, effective for decades of doing crime. The perception that he was caught because he’s stupid, doesn’t ring true to me. He was caught because he shot too many arrows too high. After years and years of criminal success, at some point, when your number is up, it’s up.
06/07/2023 @ 11:50 am
All of the things you list, such as…”Rake forest floors in California? Let’s use immigrants! Sell NFTs of himself dressed as bulked up gladiators, bikers, cowboys, and rock stars for a hundred bucks apiece…”, and practically anything else is not the work of intelligence. Secondly, none of these things, or anything else he’s ever suggested, can come to fruition without someone else’s work. Take for example those NFTs. The art wasn’t even his, or any artist he knew. It was just lifted work. The head plastered onto the astronaut was not even proportionally accurate. It was garbage. And the willingness to do it is not clever. It is also garbage.
Donald Trump has no particular genius, or even skill in “recognizing opportunities.” He never added anything to his construction business. Long ago the Trump organization was just a licensing operation. He sold his name to be attached to other people’s projects. Hairdressers construct the coiffure that covers his chrome dome. He is the 70 plus year old who once referred to Prince Charles as the “Prince of Whales”. There is nothing smart or opportunistic about that. he’s a man-baby. He’s fumb as duck!
Trump has a phalanx of tragic pawns surrounding him. He appears to have the power of a Svengali in this mixture. But, on the rare occasion that he is without his praetorian guard of putzes, his magical power shrinks, and it can be seen. When he was arraigned in NY, he was surrounded by people who didn’t give a fat rat’s about him. He appeared suddenly small as the door was not held for him. This notion that there just might be something smart about him is a virus that happens outside of him, and not from his mind. https://youtu.be/yTk01T3jtMw
06/07/2023 @ 1:03 pm
Bitey, we agree 200% that he lacks intelligence. Smarts are different.
I was sent to a teaching methodology retreat in NH by my employer some years ago. Two long days of learning about different learning styles, how to identify them in students, and methods for tailoring class curriculum for a variety of learners. We began by identifying our own learning style. No surprise, our teaching is most effective with students who share it. Also no surprise, most of the faculty ended up in the same learning style group, which incorporates logic, reasoning, critical thinking, i.e. the commentariat here. Each group thinks that the way they think and learn is the best way, are usually unaware that there are even others.
There’s a category that is experiential learners. They need to do something in the moment, without thinking, before they are able to process and own knowledge. It’s not that I think Trump is smart, because in so many ways, he isn’t. I do see how he acts in the moment without thinking, eventually learns, and uses what he learns. He seems compromised at present, by mental and emotional illness, also what seems to be some dementia, a shrinking vocabulary and ability to express himself with those two hundred words. As he shuffles towards his inevitable indictment however, he still has moves. Also, I don’t know about you, but I’m terrified of another Trump presidency, and every day that possibility looks more real. Don’t underestimate his ability to figure out how to snag it.
P.S. re: New Yorkers, yes they were delightful. Am attaching my very favorite photo from that
06/07/2023 @ 3:17 pm
Ah, I see what you’re saying.
Incidentally, I do consider myself to be a devotee of “experiential” learning. After college, I chose the USMC, and the LAPD in succession so that I could learn by experience what I could not learn in a classroom. It is as much that eye that makes me think that the man-baby from Queens could not survive without a butler and a crowd of sycophants. He’s a soft man. He can’t open a jar, or start a fire. We know he can’t read, write, speak, or compute. He’s a non-viable fetus-man with a very robust incubator.
06/07/2023 @ 5:44 pm
Bitey, I don’t know you of course, but from reading your writing, I’m guessing that although you learn from experience, primarily you process information through thinking and logic. Thinking/reading/researching can impede someone who learns best via an experience of the material.
An art example: telling such a student that blue and yellow make green, or mixing the two to demonstrate that fact, or showing them a color wheel, isn’t as effective as suggesting they try a limited palette of primary colors, then asking them to make a painting of trees. They discover through that experience what the logical thinkers get by telling and/or showing, and then doing, but sometimes, not. The point of that retreat was to encourage us to mix it up, keep the delivery of information flexible, which surprise, is a big challenge for logical thinkers. Things would get strange. One of my students spent the course time block on roller skates, because he couldn’t focus unless he was in motion.
Re: Trump’s arrested development. I agree. Emotional maturity apparently ceased in adolescence, yet the ultimate powerful child dominates us, and it is beginning to seem as if he will until he dies. What he’s managed to do seems incredible, surreal, impossible to believe, and our definition of intelligence may be a factor in our incredulity and despair.
06/07/2023 @ 6:36 pm
Yes, I chose certain activities as a compliment to certain curricula. My father was a scientist and my mother was a teacher. Additionally, my parents were Black, as were their parents. Raising a Black child is like being a scientist in many ways. You keep your eyes and ears open and your head on a swivel in situations where others are safe and secure. The savvy necessary to get to the age of 18 in a suburban environment in the 60s and 70s is never quite advanced as dumb luck, as it turns out. The child wants to believe that he is like his peers, and his defenses are down relative to the threats, even when they are higher than his peers. I was very aware that murder was the greatest threat to my reaching the age of majority, and I am sure most of my white friends never gave that a thought. I didn’t fully understand it until I was past the age of the threat.
I went to visit a favorite aunt some 20 years ago before she died of cancer, and I asked her some question about life in retrospect. In her late 70s, she said she was still learning life every day. So, life outside of dominant culture in just one demographic category, makes it something of a laboratory environment, if you want it to be long.
Although I do not know you, I can tell that you are educated in the classroom, and outside as well. You have certainly noticed how people have a habit of giving gifts to wealthy people. People do this in material ways, like giving expensive trinkets, and in philosophical ways, like attributing honor, intelligence, nobility, and superiority of nature as well. It is an absurd irony since pre-history. Donald Trump benefits from this broad tendency among people. Trump himself relies upon it. He lacks the sense that god gave a turnip, and he relies on donations to pay his legal bills. Infants have the sophistication to know who will give them succor. Trump is no more sophisticated than that. Those with that ability are born every minute. Knowing that doesn’t make him P.T. Barnum. That requires stupidity from the outside. Trump’s ‘genius’ will “always depend on the kindness of strangers.”
06/07/2023 @ 8:20 pm
One of the most heartbreaking aspects of racism is how little Black kids must be prepared for it by their families, and how that truncates their childhoods. The viral vids last summer of little girls being ignored by costumed figures at a Muppet theme park were crushing. I had no idea, and you’re right, because I’m white.
Last summer I read the 880 page version of Nikole Hannah-Jones’ The 1619 Project. The immensity of all I did not know and was never taught continues to blow my mind. Something that sticks and hurts is that among all the people who were enslaved, killed, abused, ignored, denied, it’s certain that there were people who otherwise might have invented something important, found a cure to something deadly, wrote beautiful poems. Am reading another 800 page book, about women artists, extraordinarily talented in their own work, who coupled up with the New York School painter men, and never had museum or gallery exhibits of their work, were never reviewed by art critics, never became famous except as wives of DeKooning, Pollock, Motherwell, et. al. Racism and bigotry are a waste of human possibility and excellence. We’ll never know what we might have had.
Here’s a little piece of news that might bring a bit of joy though, just read that Trump has been informed he’s a target, and that Thursday is the day they’ll most likely indict. Pass the popcorn!!
06/08/2023 @ 3:33 am
I taught a section of a fencing class in college. I was teaching a move called a lunge. You straighten your front arm, then kick out your front foot while snapping your back knee straight, then bring your front foreleg perpendicular to the ground to land. Body stays vertical. I saw a version with someone leaning back, both knees a little bent in the final position. and the front arm holding the weapon coming out last. The straight explanation didn’t work. So I tried another approach.
L imagine you’re in en garde alongside a railroad track, facing the same way as the locomotive. There’s a rope tied on on end to the locomotive and the other end to your front wrist. When you’re in a lunge, the rope breaks.”
First the locomotive pulls your arm straight. Then you lIf your front foot to keep from being pulled over. Your back leg straightens, you catch yourself on your front foot, and…
I got better lunges. Sometimes the shortest distance between two points is not a straight line.
06/07/2023 @ 6:18 pm
This is what can break ‘Trump Fever’…
He’ll tell them that you have to be a special kind of stupid to be a true MAGA Republican…
06/09/2023 @ 2:53 pm
?!EZ!?
Trying to articulate our tumbling economic SNAFU is akin to an attempted trek from Santiago Beach to Pocotello, ID {…} Hence, the mermories are made of this. Conjecture encompasses me back to a Z-read of Terry Burnham’s ‘Mean Markets and Lizard Brains’ — How to profit from the new science of irrationality. Copyright 2005, John Wiley and Sons, Inc. ISBN 0-471-6024545 dash 0′ {…} Soldiers in the war on poverty the bunch of ‘yas ☮💜☮
06/11/2023 @ 4:38 pm
I just found this in today’s WAPO. This is Bill Barr talking about Trump’s…’thinking’.
More recently, he’s been open about Trump’s unfitness for office. “He does not have the discipline. He does not have the ability for strategic thinking and linear thinking — or setting priorities or how to get things done in the system,” Barr told a Cleveland group in early May. “It’s a horror show, you know, when he’s left to his own devices.”
https://wapo.st/3qtSRxO
I’m telling you, that Trump boy is dumb.
06/12/2023 @ 7:41 am
There is a certain satisfaction in finally hearing the true thoughts of that man. Yet where was his integrity when he served the country, knowing what he knew?
Want to say again, I’m not suggesting that Trump is smart the way you and I are smart, the way educated WaPo and NYTimes readers are smart, the way our people we hang with are smart, smart in a way we value and understand. Trump’s not book smart, not emotionally smart, not adult smart, but a unique and dangerous smart that makes hims a master of image and narrative.
Speaking only for myself, laughing at Trump’s displays of idiocy definitely make me feel less frightened of him, and I wonder if even this is something he controls with awareness: amuse the thinking left as a bloviating jester, while rallying the unthinking right as a billionaire victim.
Here’s a gifted link to a Times op ed this morning that frightened the pants shoes and everything else off of me, a survey of eleven Times journalists you and I prolly agree are smart, who sound as worried as we are about Trump in our future.
06/12/2023 @ 8:06 am
Oh, I remember that article.
And your point about the “unthinking right” is the key…I think. Trump’s perceived smartness is just a confusion about what intelligence is. The failure to perceive, or mischaracterization of Trump’s near absolute zero intellect, I think, lies in a weakness in human perception. Certain assumptions give false positives for his case.
By contrast, I recall something about ant intelligence, and how ant colonies have a combined/cooperative sort of intelligence that rivals human intelligence…at a certain number of ants. In other words, ants have a way of multiplying an individual’s intelligence for positive effect. Humans do that as well, but not nearly as much. Our individuality, force of will, and self concept can work against our capacity to understand. Trump is like the epitome of that intellectual brain self destruction. (Below is an article about how ants do it.)
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/11/151124143516.htm#:~:text=The%20ants%20automatically%20assemble%20with,can%20cooperate%20as%20a%20group.&text=Columns%20of%20workers%20penetrate%20the,and%20supplies%20as%20they%20can.
06/12/2023 @ 8:39 am
Ants! Now you’re in my wheelhouse Bitey!
Will read that article in a minute, but may already know some of what it discusses.
Here’s a good one. Ant studiers have discovered that adjacent ant colonies, of the exact same species, can have distinctly differing practices with regard to community life. One colony on the south side of the hill will be cooperative, gather the harvest, care for members, and behave in a calm peaceful coordinated manner. While over on the north side of the hill, a colony of the EXACT same ant species will behave aggressively, attack, even cannibalize neighboring colonies, as well as one another.
At the time I read this a few years ago, the study was inconclusive as to why. Was one colony stressed in a way the other wasn’t? They were located in the exact same terrain and conditions. Were the aggressive ant bebes born with a mutant gene? Or fed some toxic fermented grain? Taught by their warrior ant overlords? And what about those peace lover ants? Maybe they were the exception, the mutant variation.
I have an entire song and dance about Trump and alpha male life forms that humans view as less intelligent beings. His kind of behavior goes on all over in nature, with birds, primates, other assorted mammals, sea creatures even. A whole lot can be communicated without using smart words. A gesture can do it. I thought of that instantly when I read about Trump’s plucking motion described in the indictment. You’d see a male silverback gorilla do exactly that, as all the beta males fell right into line!
OK off to read your article. I love that stuff!
06/12/2023 @ 8:58 am
If I hadn’t been a natural history illustrator, I’d want their job, studying ant bridges all day. Personally, am skeptical that robots will ever be able to do what the ants do, but sure, why not give it a try 🐜
When you move to D.C. check out the zoo at the Smithsonian.