Touch of Depleted Uranium
“It must be getting early. The clocks are running late…”—Grateful Dead
Early morning and coffee are a nearly perfect pairing. Small noises like the pouring of a cup do not register in other parts of the day, or evening, but, in early morning, nothing is making any noise. Later, every thing in the time zone begins to move, and then compete with everything around it for space, and to be heard, and the noise rises. But, at coffee time, even the sun has not risen, and started sliding its slippers down celestial hallways. Cream vessel clouds remain closed, and the sky is black. It is so nearly silent that you can hear coffee pouring.
Today is a little different, though. Did you notice? The tanks are back. In our American morning, there is still a sort of silence. We can pretend that coffee time is the same, but tanks are being called to an assembly in Europe and the noise is rising. Tanks.
Not too long ago, tanks were thought to be obsolete machines of war. I can recall how the discussions of defense spending used to go when I was a teenager in 1980 regarding the M1 Abrams tank, and the M1A1. While tanks were used heavily and effectively during WWII, they were not so effective in wars since. We questioned why the Defense budget was allocating so much money to create tanks that could move at 60 miles per hour, and increase armor when that sort of “mechanized cavalry” capabilities were made obsolete by guided missiles from helicopters and jets, and armor was made as vulnerable as tissue paper with depleted uranium artillery rounds.
We have spent the last several decades fighting different sorts of wars. We have been doing a lot of light infantry, and counter insurgency with squads on foot, and fire teams harassing towns, and homes, and individuals. We have used surveillance drones and predator drones to do the dirty work. We even brought some of that home to policing American communities in a watered down way. Drone warfare is relatively silent until the detonation of the round. Even the drone pilots tend to be miles away from their machines when they do the killing. Tank warfare is a different matter altogether.
“I see you’ve got your fist out. Say your piece and get out…”—Grateful Dead
Tanks are noisy and destructive. They are destructive just moving down paved roads. Our previous cartoon villain president, Park Avenue Bluto, Fifth Avenue Falstaff, wanted to have authoritarian style parades with tanks, but the tanks were not allowed because of the massive expensive damage that they would do, and they were not even armed. Orange Nero had to stick to the fly-over of military aircraft to accomplish his Putinesque put-on.
“Kid can’t read at seventeen. The words he knows are all obscene.”—Grateful Dead
Sadly, this tank assembly doesn’t appear to be a put-on. Russia has nearly surrounded Ukraine with 100,000 troops from the East, and the South (Crimea). They are also enlisting the help of the military from the North in Belarus. To the West is Poland. There is no good location for war, but this particular region of the world is so conducive to tank warfare that many of the worst things ever done in war, and because of war, were done there. The world suffered a sort of PTSD from WWII that we called “The Cold War”, which lasted until nearly as long as any survivors remained in positions of power.
Forgive my glibness. It is intended. It seems to me that the alternative is too frightening and morose. The quotes are from the Grateful Dead song, “Touch of Grey”. The refrain repeats, “we will get by”, and it ends, “we will survive.” I sincerely hope so. I like my coffee black with no sugar. I certainly do not want any depleted uranium in it. Coffee time is ruined until we get this situation sorted out.
ArtWStone
01/24/2022 @ 10:59 am
My coffee is black.
The sun has begun to color the sky in pastels. Its brilliance is moments away from cresting over the ancient coastal range and the threat of tanks here is non-existent.
Just up the road about 6 miles north is a military base. From the coastal highway it’s not possible to see what weapons of defense and aggression are stored, but on occasion there are eerie processions of jeeps and vehicles that look like dust mites under a microscope.
I do not have a military background, so I wonder what the drivers may know exactly that won’t be told.
Possibly they are just warming up the engine like I do on occasion to my 1988 Chevy 1/2 ton pick-up. It’s good to hear it turn over and then rattle until I know it’s ready to go get a half cord of fir and alder from Larry Joe, a rugged fellow south and east 4 miles. He hasn’t left his property in a couple years now. Masks are required there and he won’t touch your cash. I fan it out for him to see and then put it in the metal box he stores for 3 days before opening. I prefer talking to him but if he is not there, the money goes in the box. A sign warns one to only bypass the box if you know you are faster than a bullet. The sign makes me chuckle but the military vehicles don’t.
My coffee has cooled now, while the sun has turned the sky gold and pink. I am grateful to not be dead and only find use for the microwave to re-heat the morning brew.
Some are believed to know how to make weapons of microwaves.
Bitey
01/24/2022 @ 11:42 am
My wife needs a microwave to drink her coffee. She drinks it slowly too. I drink mine very fast. We have matching mugs except for the initials. Hers has a giant “A” on it for Amy. Mine has a giant “B” for Bahahahahahahahahaha! You thought I was going there.
We drink the same amount of coffee, and we drink it the same way…black. But, I drink mine in about 5 minutes, and she drinks hers in about 4 hours. Sometimes I even find her mug with coffee still in it. To me, that’s like finding an intensive care ward with available beds still in it. Just not gonna happen.
I like your story of wood collection. It is full of easy to picture, and relatable images. I like that name Larry Joe as the proprietor too. It’s the perfect name for the role. If it were a furniture store, it might need to be Lawrence Jospeh. Tanks just go by tank. No one wants to hear what they have to say.
koshersalaami
01/24/2022 @ 12:07 pm
This is scary as Hell and a lot of it is due to a lot of Western miscalculation. Maybe this isn’t the place to talk about policy at the moment because that’s not really what this post is about. I did my policy shtick on Ron’s latest anyway.
Yes, we may be about to talk about tanks. The world picture could change drastically. And for me it will be really weird because I understand why Putin is doing what he is doing and he has no choice.
I don’t drink coffee in the morning. I usually only drink it occasionally decaf at Starbucks or when I’m trying to stay awake while I drive long distances, which tends to happen to me a lot. My daughter lives 350 miles from me and has no transportation to get here, either to visit or to travel with us, and that usually means a 700 mile round trip for me. Unfortunately, I usually do it in a day, and I”m the only driver. And then my coffee tends to come from McDonald’s because they’re easy to find. Or maybe a Sheetz, but I don’t know from roasts.
Bitey
01/24/2022 @ 12:30 pm
Feel free to answer about policy here, or anything else that you choose. Lately I am writing with the fun of finding the tie from everything into everything…if you have not noticed.
I also answered you on Ron’s latest. If he does not mind hosting, I certainly don’t mind barging in.
This post is not about specific knowledge of tanks, but rather the notion that tanks were thought to be relics of the past, and now appear to be a harbinger of big boy war like we have not seen for decades. We all know that war is always bad, but WWII is something that Millenials and Zoomers have little or no connection to.
Tanks may soon be rolling through the forbidden region around Chernobyl, where some people actually still live, as well as populated regions where we know many people live. We have been trying to fight antiseptic type war since Korea, as much as that is actually possible, but this looks like screw the euphemism type war and just grind bones into dust.
Ron Powell
01/24/2022 @ 2:07 pm
“Coffee time is ruined until we get this situation sorted out.”
In the wake of the assassination of MLK, tanks were dispatched and billeted at Howard University…
Coffee time for me and the Class of ’68 hasn’t been right since…
Seems that tanks are the weapon of choice when controlling a domestic population bent on civil disobedience and unrest, especially in urban venues…
Remember the tank incident in China when an unidentified Chinese man stood in front of a column of tanks leaving Tiananmen Square in Beijing on June 5, 1989, the day after the Chinese government’s violent crackdown on the Tiananmen protests….
The Ukrainian population isn’t too happy about the prospect of a Russian occupation force in downtown Kiev…
Ron Powell
01/24/2022 @ 2:16 pm
“I also answered you on Ron’s latest. If he does not mind hosting, I certainly don’t mind barging in.”
Be my guest.
Just don’t call me any names or late to dinner…
koshersalaami
01/24/2022 @ 3:58 pm
I don’t generally listen to Grateful Dead lyrics. I find them too confusing. Except Friend of the Devil. I recently decided to listen to Touch of Grey closely enough to figure out the chords, which I have done, but I haven’t played with anyone in ages. I might eventually play it with people. The thing is I don’t sing lead, so someone else has to know the words.
Bitey
01/24/2022 @ 5:53 pm
There is also that Soviet tank in the scene from “The Unbearable Lightness of Being.” That scene is about when the Soviets invaded Prague in 1968, I think. So, ‘68 was a pretty big year for tanks.
jpHart
01/27/2022 @ 8:55 am
Surely there’s an untested method of WORK other than all this wild and crazy ethnocentrism.
Would the Russian machine please consider the children of the Ukraine⁉
Maybe I’ll translate President Eisenhower’s ‘3 Days in January’ to Russian and channel it to Mr. Aggressor.
Military madness indeed.
koshersalaami
01/27/2022 @ 5:44 pm
The American government continues to insist on NATO membership for Ukraine. Putin can’t afford that. We are forcing Putin’s hand and on this he is not bluffing. He is safer invading Ukraine and taking the consequences than allowing a hostile alliance on his southern border. Again, don’t forget Russian experience with military existential threats. We’re forgetting who we’re dealing with. We’re thoughtlessly cornering a man with a very serious military and a whole lot of nuclear arms. This is entirely predictable.